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ilthit. A lot.

( flashback, 200 words exactly )

And for the record, Britt refuses to think linearly enough for me to actually describe a scene. He is all over the place and I've been trying to edit this into coherence longer than it took to write it.

( exercise in Britt's voice, ~600 words )

"What's that?"

"Hi, Carma. I didn't know you were back from that damn rink. This is my new girlfriend, Minx."

"She's a fuzzy."

"The politically correct term is 'furry,'" the woman corrected, but she smiled ironically as she said it.

Carmela wrinkled her nose. "It's weird." And then a pause. "Can I pet you?"

His date hesitated, looking at Luigi, and he nodded to her. "I guess," she said.

Carmela reached out and ran her hand down the catgirl's furred back. "Huh. Soft."

"I hope so, after what I paid for it," Minx answered.

"Why don't you go wait in the hall," Luigi told her. She frowned, but stepped outside.

"Crazy shit, these extreme body mods, huh?" he said to his sister.

"I know it's good money for us," Carmela said, pursing her lips, "but I don't get the appeal."

Luigi grinned. "It's not often I get to date a chick with six tits."

Title: Say My Name And His In The Same Breath
Characters: Luigi/Amber/Graverobber
Words: 1693
Rating: R for explicit sex
Summary: Sharing is caring.
Notes: I started this like four or five months ago. What I wanted to get out of it changed repeatedly.

( God fucking dammit, Amber. )

It's not dark yet.

( Luigi is six, living in California with his father. )

Title: Hobbies
Characters: Rotti, Luigi
Length: 100 words
Summary: Everyone needs a hobby
Warnings: General Luigi warning (language)

"What are you doing in here, Luigi? It's quiet."

"You told me to find a fucking classy hobby like art or literature, so I did. I'm filing my collection."

"That's good, Luigi, it's nice to see you..." he picked up one of the carefully-sealed plastic envelopes. "Playboy?" He quickly scanned the stack, finding more vintage titty magazines, risque postcards from the turn of the twentieth century, and a handful of Tijuana Bibles. "What is all this?"

"Classic erotica."

"Pornography is not a hobby!"

Luigi looked up at him, oddly earnest. "I didn't know you took your porn so serious, Pop."

Title: A Very Special Episode
Characters: Luigi/Elmo
Rating: PG-13 for Luigi
Words: 735
Summary: If I wanted to sit there and count shit, I’d be on Sesame Street (again.)

( It was a very special episode, and they wanted a very special guest. )

Title: I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Luigi/Nathan, Nathan/Marni
Rating: R for light sex and violence
Word Count: 1920
Summary: This is how it breaks down.
Warnings: General Luigi Warning - language, violence, etc, though somewhat tamer than average.

( Oh no. Hell no. No way in hell was I getting stood up by Nathan fucking Wallace. )

The first three people (per journal) to comment in this post get to request a short fic of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this meme in their journal.

This little commentary on how LJ feels about human beings vs ads compared to DW's diversity statement pretty much sums it up.

I turned off the twitter spam because I decided it was depressing having nothing but the twitter collection posts on my journal.

This is also my first cross-post from dreawidth. You should be able to comment there easily enough with your LJ via openID, but if you have a problem let me know.

Typing this on my phone. It's not perfect, but dw isn't bad on a mobile.

So why did I sign up for a dw account? Curiousity, when I did the openID thing, for the most part. But also, I'm in a phase when I'm really ambivalent about fandom... well, I was always really ambivalent about fandom. I went back to LJ because I was writing fic and wanted an audience. I mostly hate reading fic, though. That makes me a bad fandom member, but I don't really care.

But dw is this sort of utopian social experiment and I'm really wondering if maybe I'll actually fine something non-fandom to read here.

15:18 @venefica Muahahahahaha #
15:47 @venefica omg yes earworms #
16:24 @venefica yeah yeah I know #
20:54 @zydratestarling yes, ma'am, if you insist. #
21:02 @zydratestarling I'll just tell my job to fuck off, then. I really shouldn't drive tonight anyway. #

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13:22 Wish I'd gotten into LA in time for Repo last night... #
20:35 OMG tempura bananas. I love LA. #
21:27 @zydratestarling That would be heartwarming if I wasn't throwing up right now. XD #
21:31 @zydratestarling I just have to admit I can't drink like I did at 21 anymore. #
22:34 @venefica I found you a new old man. I hope you take good care of him. #
22:36 @venefica Now will you read my fic? XD #
22:39 @venefica Yeah, but its more fun when you're going to be writing bitter crazy old man fic to go with it #

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09:45 @zydratestarling itd be fine if they didn't biodegrade while you were drinking frim them... #
10:57 @venefica Let me know what you think. #
18:09 Off to lala land. #
20:30 I have more service on a highway in the middle of the fucking desert than I so at the office. #
20:44 Repo playlist title = We Started This Mix Tape Shit #

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07:57 loltwitter: www.somethingpositive.net/sp04162009.shtml #
08:06 FULL FUCKING POINTS ON THE ESSAY PORTION OF MY LAW FINAL. For those of you not keeping score, that means I got a *96* on the final. #
08:16 @venefica Something about it just seemed up your alley. =P #
08:17 @dash30dash Nice timing, I just finished Lady in the Lake yesterday. #
09:37 uncertainty waits/ impatient, twitching and mad/ while hope gathers dust #napowrimo #
09:38 mornings are still cool/ summer hunches before me/ grasshoppers in air #
09:42 @zydratestarling why thank you #
15:48 @zydratestarling I am also bored #

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10:29 @pellnell Definely. Stay home. #
11:57 @zydratestarling lol. You need new ones, those are defective. #
13:04 @venefica You're in engineering so you can be MacGuyver? #
18:42 @thepavi I could probably do for at least three of you... #
23:19 @pellnell Not a food I'd previously associated with the female anatomy... assuming that's what it's referring to. #
23:40 @zydratedealer that happens to me all the time #
00:09 @zydratedealer Probably. #

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15:00 @luigilargo Nobody thinks it's fucking real. It's just playing along. Like Disneyland, if you're Mickey Mouse. #
15:00 Finally won a game of solitaire on my phone! #
15:05 @trollopfop Yay! #
17:32 @thepavi she was trained to from a young age. XD #
17:39 @zydratestarling I always vote for nakedness. :P #
22:57 @venefica definitely classy #

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07:53 Got the Java final grade. 75/100. I can live with that. Two classes left to get scores in now... #
07:56 RT @trollopfop: RT: @magistrate: tinyurl.com/amknsl Now this is interesting. #
17:29 @zydratestarling That thought should perk up my day, but I'm too tired to appreciate it. #
21:22 @pellnell Good for them. #
22:23 ... I may be writing something all Marni/Mag-ish #
22:41 @pellnell Not that I can finish anything lately, but yeah #

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04:11 Fell asleep around ten. Just woke up. #
05:00 Okay, I think that's enough poems about finals week now. #
15:40 @venefica I don't want to ask, do I? #
22:38 @CatherineHaines Have you been discussing Bella's massive case of blue balls all night? XD #
22:42 @CatherineHaines It seemed like every time I look up there was a pop-up from you about Bella's sex life. Just good timing, I guess. XD #
00:58 @CatherineHaines kinkacurlybee.tumblr.com/post/97193465 btw #
01:02 @CatherineHaines Yes. Yes I have. XD #
01:04 @CatherineHaines This is why I ship Bella/Alice when I ship anything at all. XD #
01:09 @CatherineHaines Someone needs to photoshop Bella in as the guy and Edward as the nun: is.gd/tp40 #

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08:26 Yum, potato chips for breakfast. I love being an adult. #
09:09 ... Muppet GENterns. This is why I should not work in fic before noon. #
09:10 Today at work I am mousing goofy to see if it helps my wrist. #
12:16 @zydratestarling Just can't win, can you? #
15:00 @SplendidlySuave You need some company in your head? #
17:53 I don't even want to look at any more fucking Java code. Fuck this class. #
19:36 @ThePavi welcoime to Twitter #
19:38 @CatherineHaines And I've got six years on you, little girl. ;P #
19:55 I need out of this fucking desert before I go crazy. How's a brief LA interlude sound, @zydratestarling #
20:08 Submitting half-assed Java final... now. #

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Fine Sharp Edge

Green Hornet stuff

Adventures in Dating Furries

Say My Name And His In The Same Breath

Not Dark Yet

Hobbies

A Very Special Episode

I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth

Yeah, gonna regret this.

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